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You’ll Owe Me For This One – Canucks Will Win Stanley Cup

I had a feeling this would be their year.

As surely as I knew the rapture was going to amount to nothing, I knew our beloved Vancouver Canucks would make the Stanley Cup final. Call it women’s intuition, or luck, or a formidable amount of knowledge, but let the record show I sensed them, both the Canuck’s success and the rapture’s fail. Check, check.

And since I’m on a roll, I’m going to go ahead and predict the Canucks are going to win the Stanley Cup in six games. In fact, I guarantee it. I would bet my life on it, and will do so tomorrow if I can find a bookie.

You see, I have a plane ticket that will jet me away from my city, united in Canuck fever and awash in flags, on June 6, so the way my life goes the Canucks will win the cup right after I leave and the party of all parties will begin in Vancouver, while I am sitting in Europe.

Granted, a great place to sit on any occasion, but it is simply just my luck that I will be there when I most want to be here.

I’m not complaining, I’m just illustrating why you, too, should believe Vancouver will win the Stanley Cup this year. You may want to put money on it. A case of schadenfreude, on my account. A gift from me to you: all Canuck fans everywhere (and surely Canada, we are all Canuck fans at this point: it has been far too long since Lord Stanley’s silver trophy has resided north of the forty-ninth parallel).

Oh, there's the puck!

There are a few other reasons, of course, why you should believe in the Canucks this year. I mean, besides the fact that they have more heart than all of the NHL together and possess an uncanny ability to pull a rabbit out of a hat when it matters most. And overlooking the fact they were the most decorated team in the league, winning this trophy and that trophy, I won’t bore you with statistics or titles. Google it, they were the winning-est team among them.

But that makes it almost too obvious. Let’s look for reasons more subtle and wacky.

Perhaps this little gem: our Olympic golden ticket. When Montreal hosted the Winter Olympic Games in 1976, the Canadiens won the Stanley Cup in 1977, and similarly the Calgary Flames won it in 1989 after hosting the Olympics in 1988. Subtle enough for you?

Sports fans are a superstitious bunch and unearth strange facts in lieu of being able to put the puck in the net themselves. Everyone noticed tonight when Henrik Sedin refused to touch the trophy for winning the Western Conference tonight, since that’s not the prize they care to win. Yet the last time the Canucks advanced to the Stanley Cup final (but then lost to the New York Rangers), in 1994, our captain not only touched the trophy but RAISED it over his head. You see the difference this time?

It may as well be written in the stars.

There are plenty more theories floating around, but I assure you the best one is my conspicuous absence from the city when it all goes right for a change. It’s my way of taking one for the team. You can thank me later.

We are all Canucks, after all.

  1. May 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Sorry to hear you’ll be away for the great victory–but congrats on the trip to Europe and congrats in advance on the Stanley Cup! (Sorry to have been away, as well–I’ve missed you!)

    • May 26, 2011 at 5:30 pm

      I love your confidence, and so does Vancouver! Thanks Kathy, look forward to reading more about your trip.

  2. Laurie
    May 25, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    Love it!! Gotta admit, though, that I have mixed sympathies for you. Talk to lovelucie – I think she’s discovered an app that will allow you to watch/hear the game while you’re away. And say “hello” to Europe for me.

    • May 26, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      Good point – there’s an app for that! I will certainly say “hello” to her and listen intently for her reply.

  3. May 25, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Clearly you are a genious, and perhaps a prophet of some sort. I’m with you. This is going to be the year. And I for one, can NOT wait!

    • May 26, 2011 at 5:28 pm

      Go Canucks! Enjoy the ride, Tara.

  4. philafel
    August 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    So how’d this end up turning out?

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